Jokes

... fun for every day

These jokes are mostly in Czech or Slovak, sorry for that... But some English ones can be found as well. The jokes are ordered by date of addition descending.

Každý to líže zezadu. Co je to?
Poštovní známka.
Jak strasi deti Billa Gatese? Bubububuntu!
Jak mu nadava manzelka? Ty debiane!
Jakou pohadku nema rad? O princezne a desetihlavem mandrakovi. (Update: Cim topi? Mandrivim.)
Kdo bydli ve vedlejsim vchode? Zly SUSEd.
Co Bill neni? Gentooleman.
Kdo mu vozi postu? Fedorex.
Kam se chodi opalovat? Do solariska.
Kdo ho sleduje? CIA, FBI a BSD.
A jak nakonec chudak Bill dopadne? Trefi ho Slax.
Malý test angličtiny:
prečítajte si to: "Come shall ten well bload?
Then well bload shall when blaight!"
nerozumiete? Tak prečítať nahlas!

Toplist