A man bought at the market 10 meters of tiger fur. When he went home, he made himself from one meter a pair of swimming trunks.
Then, he went to the swimming pool and jumped into the water. But he lost his trunks.
When he got out of the water, he went past a woman, who looked at his [you-know-what-I-mean].
The man, then said to her: "Yeh, there you are amazed. And at home, I still have 9 meters of it!"