A man bought at the market 10 meters of tiger fur. When he went home, he made himself from one meter a pair of swimming trunks.
Then, he went to the swimming pool and jumped into the water. But he lost his trunks.
When he got out of the water, he went past a woman, who looked at his [you-know-what-I-mean].
The man, then said to her: "Yeh, there you are amazed. And at home, I still have 9 meters of it!"
I built an infrared remote control for PC using a freely available guide. All remote controls I tried work with it. Microcontroller Atmel ATmega8A is used in the circuit. I had to overcome a few caveats, all is described on this page.